It’s a Dan’s World

DANs have always ruled the planet
Even before men started to man it
After the Big DANg, the DANosaurs came
Until DANte’s inferno ended their game

Then came the dawning of DANkind
As Ape DAN into Modern DAN gradually refined
Then Cave DAN added homes and fire as features
Whilst eating or fleeing from DANgerous creatures

And as the ages passed, earth soon became overran
By such as AlexDANder the great and Attila the DAN
And other DAN clever ideas shaped history’s course
Like HadriDAN’s Wall and the legendary TrojDAN horse

Then great artists and inventors showed the way to go
Men like Leonardo DAN Vinci and Michael DANgelo
Whilst eDANgelist explorers discovered great lands afar
From DANzania and DANmark to DANada and DANama

The world’s rivers, seas and waters have followed this masterplan
From the DANube and mighty DANmazon to English DANnel and Hoover DAN 
Even animals and flowers have dominated the DANnals
Think of DANffodils, DANsies, Praying DANtis and Cocker DANiels

You can’t avoid the name wherever you are today
You can DANce the DANgo on a DANk Holiday
Or see SuperDAN in Los DANgeles during DANksving
Or watch DANdy Murray and Robin DAN Persie earn a sporty living

From the King of JorDAN to Nelson DANdela
The name seems shared by every important fella
The world even had the first DAN on the moon
But though it seems DANtastic don’t get cocky too soon

You could be peDANtic or have DANdruff on your skin
Or lose your head like DAN Boleyn
Or have a fluffy pink brain like DANdy floss
But you won’t and why not? Because you’re a Moss!

From your DANdy Uncle and IndiDAN Auntie
Have a fabulous 13th DANniversary
And if you have to wear a onesie, we admit it’s more cute
Than spending all day in your Birthday suit.