What Next for DKS?

Justin Bieber?
Not a believer

Sebastian Vettel?
Can’t even boil a kettle

Harry Styles?
Too vain by miles

George Clooney?
A grey haired old loony

Dr Who?
So much travel to do

Indiana Jones?
Only chases old bones

Mahatma Ghandi? 
Got extra clothes handy?

Harry Potter?
A slimy four eyed rotter

Christiano Ronaldo?
Too much bravado

Simon Cowell?
Smug bloke with a scowl

James Bond?
Mmm, you might pull a blond

Bill Gates?
Only has needy mates

Barack Obama?
Too much of a charmer

Prince Willy?
Now one’s getting silly

Miranda Hart?
Wrong gender for a start

Andy Murray?
I wouldn’t be in a hurry

Now you’re twelve, you see 
You must think about who you want to be
But wouldn’t it be great
(Apart from always being late, room in a state, leaving greens on your plate)
To be Daniel Southgate
Too cool for school
And nephew to a fool!