Two Jabs to Rehab

They’ve given me the injection
For my own protection
A new freedom to mix
Through just two little pricks
As opposed to the many more
That have made life such a bore
With their lockdown rules too loose
And their anti-mask abuse
I hope they’re last to get the jab
Or sent to social rehab
Where they can no longer be of harm
Which would be another shot in the arm
For everyone whose life’s been akimbo
Thanks to endless Covid limbo
Where fear of infectious escalation
Has kept us all out of circulation 
Keeping busy or just being lazy
The only antidotes to going stir crazy
Until this new antibody dope
Has injected us all with fresh hope
The huge hole in our lives can begin
To be filled by tiny holes in our skin
So go get your vaccines, be brave
And put an end to 12 months a slave!
It will slow down the danger much faster
And no longer let Covid be master
Just two little pricks in the shoulder
Will help us all safely get older
Which trumps the huge pain in the arse
We’ve all had from this pandemic farce
Let’s hope the next vaccine puts a curse
On all the pricks who made it so much worse