Perfect Pastimes

Do gardeners like partaking of weed?
Do gamekeepers enjoy egg poaching?
Do naturists secretly put on their clothes?
Do undertakers get life coaching?

Does the queen play cards without the kings?
Do prime ministers build cabinets for fun?
Does the Pope have a bet on Vatican roulette?
Do snowmen escape to the sun?

Do Trappist monks go on SnapChat?
Do inland revenue staff meet at the coast?
Do undercover operatives play I Spy?
Do frozen food packers like a roast?

Do hard rockers enjoy soft play centres?
Do waiters visit self-service places?
Do charity workers give time to bad causes?
Do transvestites go to drag races?

Do F1 racing drivers do F all?
Do hermits get into flash mobbing?
Do US Presidents buy white house paint?
Do cats get themselves into dogging?

Do chief whips go all submissive?
Does the speaking clock read the Sunday Times?
Do barristers get off on getting debriefed?
Do Eskimos seek sunnier climes?

Do prison guards enjoy weekend escapes?
Do world leaders find tweeters to follow?
Do good Samaritans do themselves a favour?
Do wine tasters stop spitting and swallow?

Do greengrocers like enjoying blue movies?
Do good nuns get into bad habits?
Do librarians volunteer as town criers?
Do greyhounds get themselves chased by rabbits?

Does a gifted genius play the fool?
Do demolition guys see what can be mended?
Do rude chefs use no words starting with F?
Do poets stop before the rhyme’s