Setting the badmintone

She’s a one woman band
With a racquet in her hand
Who to most opponents’ shock
Is a wizz at shuttling cock
She always does the bizz
In sports gear that’s high vis
And there’s nowt she can’t get
At the back or the net
Now she may look petite
But she sure ain’t that sweet
With her tough athleticism
And filthy euphemisms
She’s queen of the jokes
Mainly aimed at ‘king blokes
Who are constantly fraught
By her prowess on court
She’s a no shot leaver
Jiver diva
Mean smash receiver
Fitness believer
High clear heaver
Drop shot weaver
She prances and dances
And throws filthy glances
At those who resort
To girl smashing on court
It takes quite a while
To beat her with guile
But try to puff her out
And you ain’t got a shout
The busy dizzy blonde
Of whom we’re all so fond
So come back soon Janet
We know you didn’t plan it
But it’s with sad frustration
We’ve endured your recuperation!