G’Day. G’Luck. G’Bye!!

Young free and single,
Pringle started to mingle
And bingo!
He donned his best sporran
And along came Lauren
Now they’re going all foreign
With cobbers and roos,
Strides and didgeridoos
For the new life they choose
Of ripper Aussie fun
Hot Christmas day sun
And free sheep by the ton
With no worries or fears
About space, houses, careers
And ahead, exciting years
But wont they miss the grey?
The travel jams every day?
Ha! No effing way!
They’ll both end up tanned
With spare cash in hand
Where boring small talk’s banned
And everyone’s happy in town
Cos it’s pretty tough to frown 
When you live life upside down
Just a few of the reasons because
You’re off to Oz
Your gain, our loss.
So, let’s raise glasses and get pissed
You’ll be sorely missed.
Especially (with a nostalgic yawn)
As we’ve known wee Craig since he was born!